Today Michael and Katherine tackle the not-only-food topic of:
Serving size? Like “suggested” serving size? Because he often has food on the brain, Michael jumped, mentally, to calories. To get a baseline, Michael consulted Google about just how many calories someone should eat per day. This is what he “learned”:
The 2,000 calorie per day guideline is SUCH A CROCK
The Google guideline — which to be fair isn’t so much “from” Google as “reported by” Google — is such a crock!
Unfortunately, many people live and eat believing that 2,000 calories is the proper baseline number of calories they should be eating. This thinking is problematic in multiple ways, but can most easily be summed up by the idea that all calories are not created equal, or “beef calories do not equal bourbon calories”.
Michael quotes The 4-Hour Body by Tim Ferriss, or rather, a study by Kekwick and Pawan comparing three groups put “on calorically equal semistarvation diets”:
- 1,000 calories at 90% fat: lose 0.9 lbs. per day,
- 1,000 calories at 90% protein: lose 0.6 lbs. per day,
- But 1,000 calories at 90% carbohydrate? GAIN — motherloving gain — 0.24 lbs. per day!
Even if we consider “a calorie a calorie” (which, based on Kekwick and Pawan’s work, above, we shouldn’t), and the 2,000 calorie per day guideline…
Well, MichaelJ has some fun with the nutritional guidelines from one of America’s favorite chain restaurants. We’ll let you listen and draw your own conclusions there around Serving Size.
But “serving size” isn’t just about food. For instance, many things have a regulated or at least advertised time frames. Just like people who are obsessed with getting their money’s worth, Katherine personally seeks a life where she gets the most out her time.
A “week” of camp might just be SUCH A CROCK
One might think sending your child to the alleged “#1, World’s Best Computer Camp” would be worth… something. But one would be wrong. What makes it less than the alleged best? Time spent is falsely advertised! When you’re paying for “a week” of camp you are not expecting a half-day Friday, and certainly not expecting to spend it yourself looking a pictures of other kids in front of computer screens.
Further, you may have heard that there are 24 hours in each day. Some might even call that a fact! Fine. But don’t layer on the info that Beyonce’s 24 hours are the same 24 hours as anybody else’s. Some people have resources that can boost what they accomplish during that supposedly same 24 hours. If you’re Mariah Carey, and thus somebody holds your straw while you sip, that frees up both hands to multitask in ways the rest of us can only imagine.
Should travel time be included in a charitable work time sheet? It’s time you gave… But is it worthy of record keeping and thus credit toward time-served?
The Soda Ban was SUCH A CROCK
Back in 2013 then-NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg attempted what was colloquially called the “soda ban”.
It didn’t ban soda so much as try to limit serving sizes. Under Bloomberg’s attempt, you could not buy drinks larger than 16 ounces at “food-service establishments” in New York City. Michael thinks the soda ban came from a good place, but its implementation was horrendously flawed.
- 7-Eleven was excluded, so you could still get a Big Gulp
- You might not be able to buy a drink of greater than 16 ounces, but you could just buy another drink
- Fruit juice was excluded. Michael maintains there is no conceptual difference between fruit juice and soda for the purposes of this ban
- Diet soda was excluded; how would that have even worked?
- Milk drinks, including milkshakes, were exempt. No one knew what to do about Starbucks Frappucinos
Such. A. Crock.
Read more at The Washington Post: The New York City soda ban explained
We finish the episode with a wonderful sweet treat inspired by Somebody Feed Phil on Netflix. Here’s a preview:
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